I voted Democrat because a sincerely hope (all joking aside) that Barack Obama will unite and improve our country over the next 4 years. God bless America.

posted : Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because if I do, and click my heels together 3 times, the world will be completely TOTALLY different when the sun comes up tomorrow.

Totally.

posted : Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because if we have a Muslim running the country, the other in the Middle East can’t possibly still think we hate them.

posted : Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because it’s not fair that the newscasters have such huge, touch sensitive TVs! Give me one too!

posted : Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because Joe Biden has the best teeth I have ever seen.

posted : Monday, November 3rd, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because everyone will call me a racist if I don’t.

posted : Monday, November 3rd, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because it’s the cool thing to do.

posted : Monday, November 3rd, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because I’ll buy anything an infomercial tells me to - and that includes my president.

posted : Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat because letting the government run our healthcare system will definitely simplify things. Just look how simple filing your taxes is!

posted : Sunday, October 26th, 2008

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I’m voting Democrat so I don’t have to listen to the entire Internet bitch and moan for the next four years.

(This means you Tumblr)

posted : Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

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